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Joke of the Day
"What do ghosts use for lube? Rectoplasm..."
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"[waking up as an adult] What a beautiful day. I wonder what parts of my body will hurt today"
"A baptist priest with a huge boner walks into a bar The bartender says ""what can i get you?"" ""anything 12 years old that goes down nicely"", says the priest."
"It's 80 degrees in San Francisco today. Girls are wearing skirts so short you can almost see their dicks."
"*makes third wish* Lastly, I want to be irresistible to women. [Transformed into really nice handbag] Dammit."
"There are plenty of fish in the sea. There are also sharks, giant isopods, oil spills, Flight 370, and Somali pirates."
"Wise man once say... He who runs in front of car will get tired, He who runs behind car will get exhausted."
"What do you call an earthquake in NYC? Harlem Shake."
"Ask your doctor if being a doctor is right for him. Everything isn't about you."
"St. Patricks Day Whenever people pinch me on Saint Patricks Day, I punch them. Because whatever you do with ""I"" I do with ""U"""