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"What do ghosts use for lube? Rectoplasm..."
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"Why did Hitler kill himself? The gas bill was too high."
"So the Dali-Lama walks into a pizza shop... and asks the pizza guy, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""
"Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82. I'm easily lead."
"After his failed Presidential run, Bernie Sanders decides to write a book and finally endorses Hillary Clinton. The Clinton Foundation bought 10 million copies in advance."
"What do you call a frog in the no parking zone? Toad"
"A bully, a baby, and a carrot walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What'll you have, Mr. Boehner?"""
"Why do porn stars make terrible boxers? Because they don't know how to make a proper fist."
"Say this to any woman. How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb? Idk how? You've obviously never changed one."
"Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."" Helium doesn't react."