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Joke of the Day

"What are the four fastest hands in the world? ...when it slips out."

"Why are there so many more men in the military? Because ladies go in first."

"What stories are told by basketball players ? Tall stories !"

"If I had an ice cream truck, it would turn into a regular truck in about a half hour."

"In order to say you're ""born again"" you should have to spend a week on a cross or 9 months in a vat of amniotic fluid."

"Women like to claim that they are equal to men... Women like to claim that they are equal to men, but women have never successfully oppressed and entire gender."

"I asked God for a bike But I know God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness."

"My mom said if I don't stop using reddit she will bang my head on keyboard But I know she will never do that because she loves medssxcvnklkjfsaarfscnnlknvdgjjbcfggukkfrhhvvvrrjbzddsazvbdwjjhguoiufde"

"How did the scarecrow win the award? Because he was outstanding in his field."

"My kids decided to move a piece of furniture to a random spot, I wonder how much it will cost to fix whatever they're covering up"