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Joke of the Day

"What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader? I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes? ... A FSHHH"

"What's the best thing about fucking a pregnant woman? Getting a blowjob at the same time."

"Why does the internet always mourn the death of politicians? Because they are always lion about everything."

"""this wing of the facility is where we do updog research"" ""what's updog"" ""that's what we're trying to determine"""

"Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes? The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

"Why does Bono always wear those glasses? Because he still hasn't found what he's looking for."

"Why is it called the sistine chapel? Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet."

"What is Hillary Clintons least favourite instrumeny? The trump-et."

"What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun."

"Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends? They've got a ""toot in common."""