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Joke of the Day

"Why is it called the sistine chapel? Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet."

"When I die I want written on my tombstone ""Finally Offline""."

"Why can't Harry Potter distinguish between his best friend and his pot in potions class? They're both cauldron"

"What rhymes with Snoop? Dr Dre"

"Binoculars have to be the worst gift you can buy for a cyclops."

"What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? fur traders"

"Did you see the recent movie about the rabbi? I forget which part they cut out."

"Cop: Know why I stopped you? ""You heard the song I was playing?"" Cop: Yes I did, and now HERE I AM ""ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE"""

"What do you call a gay guy in a coma? Fruity."

"Baby talk is confusing, desperate to find out if the baby was in pain I had to do it I had to ... ... Google gaga."