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Joke of the Day

"What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun."

"Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race? Because the winner was a cheetah"

"Is the volcano mean or nice? He was mean because he interrupts. (Courtesy of a family member - Benjamin)"

"How I like my women.. If their old enough to pee, their alright for me. or If their over 8, dont take the bait."

"Where did Javon get his earrings? Ja Mall"

"I made a graph of my past girlfriends. It has an ex axis and a why axis."

"He asked where I wanted to go for dinner, and that's how the fight got started."

"Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold."

"My dog chases people on a bike a lot. If this continues i'll have to take his bike away."

"I once went five years without having sex then I turned six and my uncle raped me"