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Joke of the Day

"What is Hillary Clintons least favourite instrumeny? The trump-et."

"Of course Donald Trump has a big dick. How did you think he was going to fuck all of America from the White House?"

"It doesn't matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100."

"What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer? Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)"

"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing... they just waved."

"Just the other day, I asked my mom at what age do children start really listening to their parents but I don't remember what her answer was."

"My love for shampoo is unconditioner."

"Wearing transition lenses is a great way to block out the sun & anyone from wanting to be friends with you."

"Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ? A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !"

"Knock Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him."