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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about fucking a pregnant woman? Getting a blowjob at the same time."
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"My brother and I started a business manufacturing Dracula toys I have to make every second Count"
"What do you call a really nice sex addict? Compassionate."
"What kind of car does George Bush the younger drive? A BMDubya!"
"I often use ""unnecessary"" quotation marks."
"What do you call a person who is half Jewish? Jew-ish"
"Pull the pin out of a grenade... and you can keep it for the rest of your life."
"Whenever anyone quotes the Bible to me I quote Harry Potter to them because I too love a good magical fiction book."
"A pirate is sitting at a bar... In walks in a civil rights activist, a communist, and a dog. The pirate says, ""Well, today's my lucky day! X, Marx, and the Spot!"""
"Where do you find the Bible in a library? ""Fiction""."