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Joke of the Day

"Why does the internet always mourn the death of politicians? Because they are always lion about everything."

"What old-time song is the burgers' favourite? 'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!"

"Just logged into Facebook instead of Twitter and I now feel like I shouted out the wrong name in bed."

"You don't really know someone until you get drunk with them"

"Reddit is like a box of chocolates It's the same shit over and over"

"What do you call an African Bukkake? Chocolate frosting"

"I can't decide what's scarier, someone scrolling through the pictures on my iPhone or someone scrolling through my Google search history."

"Three guys walk into a bar... John Wick kills them with a pencil. A fucking pencil."

"What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl? One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other..."

"The Planets 71% water + 29% land = Earth 100% land + 0% Chocolate = Mars 100% land + 0% Fertility = Venus 100% land and lava + 0% Freddy = Mercury 100% land + 0% Dog = Pluto 100% gas = Uranus"