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Joke of the Day

"I'm trying to give up using innuendo in my jokes. But it's hard...really hard."

"Bluegrass music It's finger pickin' good!"

"I wanted to be a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening."

"Two women in a shared cell were in the prison for 15yrs. When they were freed... ...they spent another 2hrs talking outside."

"What's the worst animal to play cards with? A cheetah. Because it'll rip your fucking face off."

"RIP Boiled Water You will be mist."

"Golfer: ""That can't be my ball caddy. It looks far too old."" Caddy: ""It's a long time since we started sir."""

"I thought I could take my dog with me to the gym today, but it didn't work out."

"What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease? Turkey Jerky"

"Haters gonna hate, thermometers gonna thermom"