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Joke of the Day

"Golfer: ""That can't be my ball caddy. It looks far too old."" Caddy: ""It's a long time since we started sir."""

"I just lost all my Pokemon cards in a house fire. I only have Ash now."

"All my dance moves look like i'm trying to tell the guy on first base to steal second.."

"why did hitler commit suicide? Because he saw the gas bill (Thanks nofx)"

"I did so much yard work today, I might get deported."

"""Food expiration dates are lies. It's all about control."" My knife breaks as I cut into a plate of milk. ""I'm saving this for later."""

"Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians? They're afraid of getting owned"

"Is it blowjobs or blow jobs? Fuck, I hate writing thank you cards."

"What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public? A private tutor (tooter) Heard it from a guy on the street selling newspapers in front of the art institute in chicago."

"If I had a penny for every time you made me feel worthless; I'd be worth something by now."