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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to be a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening."
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"""Bartender, I'd like to buy that table of women debating their favorite season of The Bachelor a round of cats"""
"A Doctor gives his patient the bad news that he only has a week to live... Patient - ""No, I don't accept that! I'd like an alternative fact please"" Doctor - ""Money-wise, you are now set for life"""
"That 0.1% of bacteria that no household product can kill is what will inherit our earth"
"I tried to catch some fog yesterday Mist"
"Whenever I get a ""Final Notice"" letter from a bill collector, I assume this concludes our business transaction."
"A Reddit mod deleting their account during controversy and creating a new one is like... the Reddit CEO"
"How do you stop an angry rhino from charging? You take away its credit card"
"What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake? No whey Jose"
"What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey? Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!"