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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to be a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening."

"When Kurt Cobain was a child... When Kurt Cobain was a child, his mother told him not to play with guns. I suppose that went in one ear and out the other."

"Plane turbulence is caused by flying over hot areas, flying over mountains, and you getting up to use the airplane bathroom"

"how many Snapple Facts do I have to get before it counts as a GED"

"How is marriage like a tornado? At first there is a lot of sucking and blowing, but when it's over your house is gone."

"Why did the pasta get in trouble? Because he was stroganoff!"

"A recently fired stock trader said: ""This is worse than a divorce, I have lost everything and I still have my wife!"" "

"What do you call a Mexican Aunt? A tor-tia."

"Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth... Then it's a soap opera."

"How can you tell if someone uses Apple products? Just wait and they'll tell you."