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Joke of the Day
"I thought I could take my dog with me to the gym today, but it didn't work out."
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"Did you hear the one about the Mexican train bandit? He had locomotives."
"When I grow up I want to be a kid."
"""BRB"" - Hindu Gravestone"
"How does a mermaid give a man head? She blows him out of the water"
"Q: Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk? A: He wanted to work overtime."
"They say firemen are courageous because they run into burning buildings to get things out. So do black dudes during a riot."
"Do you know what the difference is between a joke and a dick? Girls never laugh at my jokes. :-("
"I got probed by an alien last night Its true what they say, Mexicans do work good with their hands"
"My walk of shame is leaving a handicapped restroom stall while trying not to make eye contact with the wheelchair guy who was waiting on me."