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Joke of the Day
"RIP Boiled Water You will be mist."
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"I used to be a man inside a woman's body... but then I was born."
"There are 10 kinds of people... ... Those that understand binary, and those that don't :)"
"I am in prison for something I didn't do I didn't pay my taxes"
"""Popping your cherry"" is more a female term 4 losing ones virginity. What can guys call it? How about bleeding white?"
"[ phone call ] Wife: You want the white 7"" or the black 9"". Me: The black 9"". ..and if she wasn't tablet shopping this would be awkward."
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met!"
"What Saudi funded event ended in a massive collapse on 9/11? Hillary Clinton's campaign."
"Indian man's pick up line Once you go brown you never turn around..."
"Why? How I answer every text when my friends with little kids ask me what I'm doing tonight Related - I never babysit"