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Joke of the Day

"A grown man smelling like baby powder stood next to me today. My maternal instincts have never been so confused."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bosnia ! Bosnia who ? Bosnia bell here earlier !"

"Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? Because he thought it was a delivery service."

"Make the little things count! Teach midgets maths!"

"Policeman: Didn't you see the signs with the speed limit? Driver: I thought they were just suggestions."

"IT Jokes 3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later, they walked out... Because they couldn't find a table."

"I went to a disco last night... (mildly NSFW) They played The Twist, so I did the twist. They played Jump, so I jumped. They played Come on Eileen I got kicked out."

"If I were Santa Claus, I'd have my agent be like ""He's not doing it this year if Ronald McDonald is going to be there in that shoe car."""

"What do you call a big trash can? A dumpster. LOLOLOLOL"

"I'm leaving for London tomorrow. It's going to be really weird Tweeting from the left hand side of the road."