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Joke of the Day
"I'm running a 3K to raise awareness for the Klan!"
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"Hair in bun=housework Hair in ponytail=oral sex Body language is important-So he doesn't get excited when I'm about to 2 scrub the toilet"
"(Offensive joke) What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven? 2 large planes"
"Today Donald Trump renewed his talk about surveillance on Mosques, gun control and adding alligators to FBI No Fly lists."
"I'm not sure if this woman in the Starbucks line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell."
"What's worse then ants in your pants? Uncles."
"i am practicing how to die in photogenic positions"
"A farmer puts his sick pig into a cold saltwater bath. Needless to say, the pig was cured."
"What do yu get when you cross a Jew? Christianity."
"Jesus walks into a hotel... ... lays three nails on the counter and asks the clerk ""Hey, can ya put me up for the night?"""