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Joke of the Day

"What do you call John Cena in camouflage? Redundant"

"Bert is walking with Albert through the park and says, ""I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."" Albert says, ""What's the name of his other leg?"""

"What happened to the runny nose... it tripped and fell. Now it's all boogered up."

"*shows up at your work* ""Hi, it's me. From the internet."""

"Reporter: Tell me about him Neighbor: He was so nice, sweet, friendly, funny R: Do you think he killed those people? N: Oh, yeah absolutely."

"Daddy, can I have another cup of water? ""Sure, son. But it's your 12th cup tonight..."" ""I know, the baby's room is still on fire."""

"Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car? A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!"

"I asked him about his weekend, but apparently what happens in vagueness, stays in vagueness."

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair..."

"What is your best lawyer joke? I need some new material for the court house."