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Joke of the Day
"What vegetable has the most sexual self-control? The cuecummer!"
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"""Excellent choice, sir. And what temperature would you like me to microwave your steak to?"" - The Honest Applebees Server"
"I'm good at 3 things: counting and ironic jokes and punchlines."
"A man gets pulled over by a female cop. He asks ""what seems to be the problem, officer?"", and the cop responds, ""oh, nothing."" EDIT: Weee, this is my first time on the front page."
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"Overactive Bladder Hotline. Can you hold please?"
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"What is the Greek Army's motto? Never leave your buddy's behind."