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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a ghost in the Outback? An Apparigine!"
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"Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the greatest composer was all they would say is ""mmmmmm... Bach Bach Bach""!"
"What do all battered women have in common? (In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen."
"Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached."
"What do you call a moving company owned by cows? A bunch of moooovers."
"This morning I read about that 14 year boy with a clock they thought was a bomb ...I just checked again and it's really blown up since then"
"When the machines finally take over, prepare yourself for Pope Prius the First."
"How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed? Just wait. They'll tell you."
"I may be delusional, but at least every single person I've ever met is in love with me"
"What is a ghost boxer called? A phantomweight."