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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a ghost in the Outback? An Apparigine!"

"I had to dump my cross eyed girlfriend I think she was seeing someone else"

"This morning I had a swollen testicle. ""I'd have simply preferred toast,"" I told my wife."

"Should I ever become president everyone who uses the word ""bae"" will be sterilized."

"Hitler couldn't have been that bad of a guy.. After all, he did kill Hitler"

"I named my WIFI after my Ex Girlfriend. I never really connect with it, it's very slow and also because I caught my neighbour using it."

"Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children? With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it."

"I'm taking a course in self defense. I can't afford a trial lawyer."

"Simple cure for childhood obesity: Ice Cream Trucks that don't Stop."

"Q: What did one ocean say to the other ocean? A: Nothing, they just waved."