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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and maybe use some lube"
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"Don't tell me what your cats' names are, I'll call'em what I want. Oh, Mittens & Snuggles? WRONG. THAT'S WILDSTYLE & THAT'S SNACKMOUTH."
"What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute the rooster says cockadoodledoo a prostitute says anycockwilldo"
"Which painter always had a very bad cold? Vincent Van Cough"
"Why are the majority of school shooters white? Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team."
"Breaking - Trump emailed Hillary Clinton his tax returns She just accidentally deleted them."
"Some people are just better left alone. In a jacket, in a room with padded walls."
"A woman walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double entendre. So he gave it to her."
"Why didn't the people in the movie Armageddon just hold up a big sheet of paper when the meteor was coming? Paper beats rock..."
"Do you guys wanna hear a joke about a pizza? Naw i dont wanna tell it cause it kind of cheesy....sorry dadjokes"