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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and maybe use some lube"
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"How do you make Obama's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in his ears"
"What's the best way to kill a one-legged fox? You make him run across Canada..."
"I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory.. ..after all the extra hours I put in."
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity... I can't put it down."
"Why do you like little kids...? They have to use TWO hands."
"This unicorn sitting next to me is saying that I drank too much"
"God: sends you to hell for aborting your 'child'.nGod: killed his only son.nAnd that, ladies & gentlemen, is religion in a nutshell."
"My wife gave me her Christmas list. I said, ""isn't my undying love & affection enough?"" We laughed and laughed. Now I'm at the purse store"
"Bono and the Edge walk into a bar... The bartender looks up at them and says ""Oh, not you two again.""."