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Joke of the Day

"A blonde and a brunette are exchanging wild stories... Brunette: ""have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" Blonde: *ponders for a moment* ""No but I've been swung around by the tits before!"""

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"ShittyJokeExplainBot walked into a bar. He didn't order anything. Wait for it..."
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"I apologize and Im sorry mean the same thing... Except when you're at a funeral."
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, ""This is all melted! Why would you serve this outside?"""
"I just can't trust stairs anymore Try seem like they're down for anything, but really they're always up to something"
"Steve Irwin lived like he died... ...with animals in his heart."
"Thanks iPhone autocorrect, I'm sure my dad wanted to know that I miss going on our weekend fisting trips."
"What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !"