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Joke of the Day

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, ""This is all melted! Why would you serve this outside?"""

"a seemingly perfect utopia immediatley becoms a dystopia when u find out evryone refers to eachother by watever their first email adress was"

"Apparently the capital of Israel is totally impoverished. It's a real Jerusaslum"

"When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris."

"A pelican just flew away with my sandwich. Rigged! The media!"

"I ate some Girl Scout Cookies that were way past their expiration date... ...and ended up with a nasty bout of samoanella."

"They really should have predicted the fall of Communism sooner. After all, there were plenty of red flags."

"Engineers are sexual intellectuals or in other words... Fucking know-it-alls"

"Idaho The official potato of your mom"

"If there weren't any democrats... then who would be left?"