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Joke of the Day
"Two men were sitting in a bar... Man1: I've fucked your mother! Man2: Dad, go home, you're drunk!"
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"Yo mama so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up"
"You know you need to lose weight........... when your girlfriend wants to suck your tits."
"What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue"
"How do you starve a right wing christian? Hide their money in their bible."
"thought being on acid at ikea would be scary but it was fine and i told people who walked the wrong way ""there are arrows here to guide you"""
"When life gets you down, remember the immortal words of Monty Python. NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How do you get his little legs open?"
"This termite walks into a bar... And says ""Where's the bar tender?"
"the chinese food place by my work is dangerously close to being added to my 'never again' list after finding a human tooth in my food"