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Joke of the Day

"What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree? A-lemon-tree my dear Watson."

"Schrodinger's cat jokes never get old well, they do, but, they don't"

"What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves."

"I wish I had a job. That way I could spend all day tweeting when I should be working."

"How many Mexicans does it take to build a... Oh, wait, they're done."

"Knock knock jokes Didn't go down well at the homeless shelter."

"One of the babies on the Intensive Care Unit is playing with a toy donkey ICU baby, shaking that ass."

"I'm glad the Founding Fathers aren't alive today because the last thing we need are more old people driving around on the roads."

"My son asked me today, ""Dad, what music did you like growing up?"" ""Led Zeppelin,"" I replied. ""Who?"" he said. ""Yeah, I liked them too."""

"I started playing water polo the other day It was all fun and games until my horse drowned"