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Joke of the Day

"What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree? A-lemon-tree my dear Watson."

"A little girl comes home after school: ""Mommy, mommy, someone at school called me a dumb bitch."" ""What does dumb mean ?"""

"Why was the Redditors jokes so unoriginal? Because he Reddit off the internet."

"Coworker: you play any sports Me: yeah but I've had to take a break from it CW: oh..Injury? Me: *thinks about broken controller* yeah..kinda"

"A girl told me to come over... A girl told me, ""Come over, nobody's home."" I went over, nobody was home. (Rodney Dangerfield)"

"What do you call a basement full of SJW's? A whine cellar."

"My girlfriend is weird She starts all of our conversations with ""Are you even listening to me?""."

"My boss just told me that I'm doing the work of three men... Moe, Larry and Curly"

"Trying to nurture my inner bully to stay motivated. So far, all I've succeeded in doing is stealing my own lunch money."

"I want to make a school shooting joke, but that might seem offensive. I think I should aim for a younger crowd."