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Joke of the Day

"ShittyJokeExplainBot walked into a bar. He didn't order anything. Wait for it..."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get out of North Korea's missile range."

"Why did the mushroom get invited to a party? because he was a fungi"

"Why do women wear white on their wedding day? All good kitchen appliances come in white. (Don't hurt me)"

"How much sawdust does a chicken have to eat to lay a two by four? Give up? So did the chicken."

"Why do you never see elephant's in trees? They're really good at hiding."

"I think it's about time we stopped accepting Quasimodo and demanded 100% modo."

"Why did only 2 Mexicans cross the border? The sign said ""No Trespassing"" (TRES-Passing)"

"Low key just wanna defeat Thor and rule Asgard"

"When I order pizza online, in the ""Special Instructions for the Driver"" box, I put ""Tell me I'm a pretty princess"". And they do. And I am."