2005
Joke of the Day
"What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !"
Next Joke
"Having an elliptical in my living room has improved my health. Moving it out of the way when I lay down to watch TV burns like 25 calories"
"Parrot gets around"
"A joke my grandfather told me Women's rights"
"What do Vietnamese historians and Southern rednecks have in common? They both care way too much about the uc Dynasty."
"What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common? They both like to pork."
"A man has been found guilty of overusing commas, the judge warned him to expect a very long sentence"
"A racist, a sexist, a homophobe, and a idiot walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and smiles. ""Welcome back, Mr. Trump!"" he says."
"Why is Lorde named thusly? She isn't named thusly, she's named Lorde."
"my girlfriend hates orgasms when ever I give her one she just spits it out."