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Joke of the Day
"What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ? A sausage dog !"
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"Hipsters liked the other side of the pillow before it was cool."
"The Doctor said I should stop with all this phone sex. He said I might get hearing aids."
"At the club, a 6'1"" girl was crying in my lap. I just kept petting her hair, pretending she was a sad giraffe. Win-win."
"A 3 foot tall psychic escapes prison, then he gets a look at the newspaper ""Small medium at large"""
"I don't watch World Cup soccer. If I wanted to see grown men struggle to score for 90 minutes I'd go to a bar."
"The United States has fallen into disrepair, due to a great catastrophe... ...they say it was called: ""The 2016 Presidential Election Season"""
"My anaconda don't want none unless you use proper grammar and avoid using double negatives."
"I've been drinking my urine for years, but NASA still refuses to let me be an astronaut. ""There's more to it than that"" they say. Whatever."
"What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines? Dog turds without borders"