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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock... ""Come in!"""
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"I like my showers like I like my women Hot, wet and finished in 20 minutes."
"Don't worry, Donald Trump will declare bankruptcy and start a new country."
"Sometimes I worry that pizza isn't a real sport"
"I really like ethnic foods, but the one type of asian cuisine I haven't had is North Korean food. Then again, neither have citizens of North Korea."
"A Jewish girl.. ..asks her father, ""Dad? Can I have 50 dollars?"" he says, ""40 dollars? What do you need 30 dollars for?"""
"I'm always ready with my mallet when sewer workers poke their head up from under a manhole."
"How do you break a Polacks finger? Punch him in the nose."
"Micheal Sam will have the most sacks in the NFL next year... ....on his face"
"What's black & grey and also looks good on a cop? The World Trade Center"