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Joke of the Day
"What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines? Dog turds without borders"
Next Joke
"What do you call an obese psychic? A four chin teller."
"Some people live life in the fast lane. You're in oncoming traffic."
"What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from? LIESTRONG bracelets."
"I signed up for Binary 101... but it turned out to be a level 5 course. Corny, but I'm still proud of myself."
"It doesn't matter how windy it is or how fast you run, dogs make terrible kites."
"So let me get this right. The guys on big bang theory are super smart scientific nerds, yet their elevator is broken?!"
"Movie theaters do not explicitly prohibit saxophones during showtime so feel free to play your saxophones during showtime"
"""How do you know that God isn't a woman?"" Because I'm not a sandwich."
"Superman's Google searches: ""Strongest hero"" ""Strongest hero. Not Hulk"" ""Fastest hero"" ""Fastest hero. Not Flash"" ""Phone booth for sale"""