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Joke of the Day

"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" mean the same thing... Unless you're talking to someone at a funeral. Dimitri Martin"

"How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? None. They have to get the guitarist to do it for them."

"""Sorry I haven't been tweeting much lately."" guy who actually thinks people notice when he's not tweeting"

"Did you hear about the lady who walked backwards into an airplane propeller? Disassedher"

"I was in the bank yesterday and all the money floated out of the vault and flew right out the door... It was a polterheist."

"If at first you don't succeed, Skydiving isn't for you."

"Is the Paleo diet the one where you only eat dinosaurs?"

"My dad has a piece of paper where he keeps a list of all his mistakes. He calls it my birth certificate."

"What do you call a gay rock. A fruity pebble."

"Best Joke in League Of League? NA teams"