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Joke of the Day

"What's big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table."

"Why did the prostitute cross the road? To go to the motel with her client so they could have some fucking privacy."

"What part of your hand is the most salty? The NaCls"

"No thanks hot air balloons. I prefer to fly in 75 ton metal tubes as God and the Wright brothers intended."

"How do you make Halloween great again? By carving a Trumpkin"

"a district administrator was offered a large bribe to fire some of the heads of his local schools but he stuck by his principals"

"A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation to the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."

"I knew the psychic was a fraud the second she accepted my check"

"Wanted to respond with ""Perfect!"" but accidentally sent ""Pervert!"" That's my cue to leave. And sorry, Steve, you're probably not a pervert."

"Once there was a man who never left his home. .......Don't get it? . Well, it *is* an **inside joke.**"