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Joke of the Day

"I think I made up a joke. What do rappers use to wash their clothes? BLEEE-AAAACH!"

"What's the best thing about being a meth head? 1 sleep until Christmas."

"FACEBOOK asks me what I'm thinking, TWITTER asks me what I'm doing, FOURSQUARE asks me where I am. Conclusion: Internet is my girlfriend!"

"What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I need space."

"A Women Asked ""What Is The Best Way To Avoid Clickbait?"""

"My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: couldn't concentrate."

"What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato."

"What do you call an Ethiopian squatting to take a shit? A bragging son of of a bitch."

"Me: I wish Inigo Montoya appeared everytime ""literally"" is misused and did his ""You keep saying that word"" bit Genie: That ones on the house"

"Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything's grey I'm a dog"