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Joke of the Day

"With all of the experience The Fine Bros have... I wonder why they didn't see this reaction coming."

"How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist? Gingerly."

"If i was stranded on an island with a fully functioning plane and a runaway,, I'd still be stranded on an island."

"What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt, shithead."

"I bet Islamic women have a hard time tagging their girlfriends on Facebook."

"What do you mean will I eat a whole rotisserie chicken? What do I look like, a guy who doesn't eat whole rotisserie chickens?"

"I wanna go to Africa to see where rappers come from."

"Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? A: He had no body to go with."

"Million dollar idea: Selling shower heads at the exit of a Ryan Gosling movie"

"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. Marry your enemy. Grow old together. Watch your enemy die."