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Joke of the Day
"This guy's ""game"" is so bad, He can't get pussy from a dead cat."
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"What cut of beef was Lady Gaga's meat dress made from? Skirt steak. Forgive me."
"Whats the differance between a terrorist and a yiddish mama? You can negotiate with terrorists"
"What's the us army tanksman's favorite song? ""Tanks for the memories""!"
"the hottest girl u can think of has had diarrhea. kinda puts everything into perspective."
"I recently found out that my aunt is both a bigot and illiterate when... she refused to shop at the local fabric store because they were having a sale, but it was only for muslins."
"Why are hurricanes named after girls. Because there not himicanes"
"I like my coffee like I like my wives, From a third world country at a reasonable price."
"Two men walk into a bar.... The third one ducks."
"Ketchup Bottle Joke [Source Inside]"