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Joke of the Day
"Why are hurricanes named after girls. Because there not himicanes"
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"What does a radical sheep say? Allahu Ak-Baa!"
"Prostitution problems are had in Canada because... We use $1 and $2 coins. You can't throw those at strippers. Some of us ignore this problem and use Canadian Tire money."
"Who is that only black guy at the family reunion? Your fat sisters boyfriend"
"Why is King Joffrey like a mattress? Two twins make a King."
"Did you know some dogs don't pass the Police Academy? ...they didn't pass the pawlygraph test."
"What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter? 8008132"
"I made this up when i was 10... Whats a frogs favorite restaurant? IHOP!!!"
"What happens on Santa's lap......stays on Santa's lap."
"If you're behind someone at an ATM, let them know you're not a threat by gently kissing their neck."