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Joke of the Day

"I recently found out that my aunt is both a bigot and illiterate when... she refused to shop at the local fabric store because they were having a sale, but it was only for muslins."

"How much energy did Hitler use during his reign? 6 million killajews"

"I have a friend named Free Bird He gets lost at concerts."

"What did one candle say to the other? ""Don't birthdays burn you up?"""

"There's only one vampire on Sesame Street... At least, only one that counts."

"Women defy physics. The heavier they get, the easier they are to pick up."

"What did the left eye say to the right eye? Just between you and me, something smells down there."

"The Human Genome Project had a breakthrough and isolated the genes that make someone homosexual. They are skinny genes."

"What do you call it when you run out of seed? Endosperm."

"When people argue about sports and one says ""Care to make it interesting"" I assume they're going to start talking about something else."