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Joke of the Day

"Two men walk into a bar.... The third one ducks."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't get offended by this joke"

"The problem with girl scout cookies: no matter how many I eat, I always want Samoa."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off."

"The thing people don't understand about how clickbait works"

"What did the cannibal have for lunch? Baked beings (beans)."

"I saw a kid getting bullied by 4 people, so I decided to help out. He didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us."

"Red sea. Dolphins for some reason can't stop vacationing in Japan. Seriously, who told them that the coast was to die for."

"Why did President Kennedy never get drunk? He wasn't very good at taking shots."

"Anyone else bite their bottom lip and make a noise when inserting your headphone plug? Me neither."