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Joke of the Day
"Whats the differance between a terrorist and a yiddish mama? You can negotiate with terrorists"
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"Bouncer: Woah. Dress code Me: This is a suit B: Yeah, a chicken suit. *puts nugget in bouncer's pocket *pats it M: We good? B: Have fun, sir"
"Julie: What time is it? Counsellor: Three o'clock. Julie: Ohno! Counsellor: What's the matter? Julie: I've been asking the time all day. And everybody gives me a different answer!"
"Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled? Because he's a bad wrapper"
"""Never Have I Ever"" is a party game and fun way to find out who shouldn't be donating blood."
"Pharmacists should stuff every third prescription bottle with one of those snakes that pops out at you... cuz laughter is the best medicine."
"How do you get a drummer to drink a beer open it for him"
"Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC."
"This Teenage girl gave me attitude today so I called her the ""Fattest Skinny person I have ever seen"" that should confuse her for a while."
"Birth certificate Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory"