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Joke of the Day

"Selected a charity for my major donations this year. It's called Blink.org. They provide turn signals to the masses who can't afford them."

"What do you call an elderly person from Spain? Senor citizen."

"T: Have you done your homework? S: You graded my test? T: No I have other student's stuff to grade S: I have other teacher's homework to do."

"I will be with you always and forever, even during the rough times, until the day we die. -Herpes"

"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words Stop shaking the ladder, you little bastard!"

"If I set a cheese trap, I'd probably fall for it before the mouse."

"I save so much money by not having any money."

"Why did the Samurais armor break? There was a chink in it."

"In almost every situation, Nutella makes a great substitute for love."

"Do you know what the one vegetable that isn't actually vegan is? Terry Schiavo."