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Joke of the Day

"I will be with you always and forever, even during the rough times, until the day we die. -Herpes"

"With the rape allegations against Cosby... I guess we know what he meant by pudding pops. (I just made this up. Sorry if it's been posted.)"

"Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch? Holm School"

"I ask myself, what city has the most feminists? Manhatin'"

"Golf is like life... the main goal of both is to get the balls in the hole."

"Put yourself in my shoes for a minute... ...Now you're a mile away, and you have my shoes!"

"Don't people with bumper stickers realize it takes a t-shirt to change a person's deeply held beliefs?"

"What's God's favorite guitar chord? G sus"

"A Dirty Limerick (NSFW) There once was a girl named Betty, That said that she loved confetti, So I shot my man-goo, Through a fan where it blew, And sprayed her white as a yeti"

"Never underestimate a woman sitting quietly in a corner sharpening a knife."