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Joke of the Day
"These days its all about finding the woman you want to divorce after your kids go to college."
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"You all know any good masturbation jokes? C'mon, I bet we can crank some out."
"RED RIDING HOOD: what big pupils you have grandmother WOLF: yeah I found some pills in the bathroom I love you they're unreal you want some?"
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"How do her parents punish Helen Keller? By leaving the plunger in the toilet."
"No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves."
"Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad? Because she died a virgin!"
"Everything I like is either: illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible"