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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Samurais armor break? There was a chink in it."

"People ask me what I'm really into these days. I tell them ""debt."""

"Today I found out how electricity was measured... I was like watt???"

"What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ? Carpet !"

"Hey, Schumi that slope looks pretty steep! Nah, I'll rock this shit!"

"Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin? He didn't know he had it in him."

"You only live once! So never, ever, do anything risky and fuck this up."

"Sometimes I treat my depression, but other times we go dutch."

"I've invented a new word. Plagerism http://reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2oy5fe/i_made_up_a_new_word/"

"A midget dressed up as a circuit board on Halloween night died you could say he short-circuited"