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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Samurais armor break? There was a chink in it."
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"""What are you getting this Christmas?"" asked my friend. I said, ""Fatter."""
"Kid's Choice Awards are a great reminder why children aren't allowed to vote."
"Somebody told the terminator to update his Microsoft windows, his response- ""I still love vista, baby"""
"I said this to a mom I met at the park If you were a Galaxy, you'd be the Milfy Way."
"My friend asked me if I ever missed the idea of being in the womb. I said ""The only thing I'd miss was my umbilical cord....."" I was very attached to it."
"I keep hearing people say it was just a bad situation and the Gator was hungry. They found the body intact, guess the gator couldn't have been that hungry."
"Me and be Jealous?... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... Who is McDonald's and why are you 'lovin it'?"
"[Guy goes on a date w me] Hm not sure if he likes me [13 more dates] Dunno? [Marries me] It's so confusing [Stays w me 30 yrs] How do u tell"
"What do birds order when they go to Starbucks? Flappaccinos."