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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an elderly person from Spain? Senor citizen."
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"I hate cereal killers they go against the grain"
"What do you call a woman that is beautiful and smart? An actress."
"Butterflies are like regular flies, but they live at Paula Deen's house."
"What time does Andy Murray go to bed? Tennish! "
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."
"[deathbed] Son....come closer ""Yes dad?"" We need a new man of the house ""I'd-"" *presses fake mustache into his hands* Give this to your sister"
"I don't watch wedding shows and get excited about getting married but I do watch Dateline and get excited about being murdered."
"Most people can't drink coffee then go to sleep. I'm just the opposite. . . I can't go to sleep and then drink coffee. God, that was stupid."
"Why did EA cross the road? BUY THE SEASON PASS TODAY TO FIND OUT!"