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Joke of the Day
"If I set a cheese trap, I'd probably fall for it before the mouse."
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"I await the announcement that Trump's running mate will be Charlie Sheen."
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"Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Because she kept throwing out all the W's"
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"I wish I was a little bit kidding when I say that I just chose peanut M&Ms over regular ones because protein"
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"Norm MacDonald's father's favorite joke (as told by Norm MacDonald) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3UqEgL1VXI&t=14m44s"