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Joke of the Day
"Say what you like about pacifists... ..."
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"What do you call a woman-hating masseuse? A massage-onist."
"When I move, I don't pack my belongings. Because I live my life outside of the box."
"Judge: Do you mix horse meat with chicken? Defendant: Yes, my lord..... Judge; How much. Def: 50:50 Jud: Please elaborate. Def: **One horse to one chicken.**"
"My wife wanted a Christmas tree in every room But I said no way that's overkill. So we compromised and now there's a Christmas tree in every room."
"Judge: *whispering* pls stop introducing yourself like this just because u work in my chambers it doesn't m- Me: YES HI IM HIS CHAMBERMAID"
"Statistically, you're more likely to be killed, raped or robbed by a black person than other races. This isn't really funny, it's a PSA."
"What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future? Psychic-delic."
"hear about the guy who got an Indian tattooed on his arm his arm stopped working"
"I want 2 kids just in case the first one doesn't get enough likes on Instagram."