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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future? Psychic-delic."

"Asked God his thoughts on assuming genders, his reply... ""Hmmm, I guess I should have made it more obvious"""

"What type of overalls did Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim......"

"On what day of every week do soft drinks sell the most? thursday"

"I feel like when life gives me lemons I just give them back because I hate holding stuff."

"I entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win... But I've never been good at puns."

"Joke challenge What's the best mad scientist joke?"

"[Jedi Training] TRAINER: Any questions? STUDENT: Can the Force be with me? TRAINER: I don't know...CAN it? STUDENT: Oh right...May the Force"

"I'd like to propose a toast... To burning bread. Will you marry me?"

"What the hell Hollywood? I've never had to rub blood between my fingers to know that it's blood."