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Joke of the Day
"I want 2 kids just in case the first one doesn't get enough likes on Instagram."
Next Joke
"9: Daddy, wanna hear something cool? Me: Sure! 9: *tells story* Me: Ok, well clearly we need to work on how you define ""something cool""."
"The Samsung Galaxy is a cool phone if you don't mind carrying around a 42"" screen."
"I love England th... I love England the flags a big plus"
"6.9 A good time interrupted by a period"
"Which Pokeman has the best sex? Squirtle"
"Once saw a bunch of Nazis saluting in icy precipitation. It was quite the heil storm."
"What do you call a reliable coke dealer? Instagram"
"Bernie will win the 2020 Democratic Nomination... ...because his supporters will be old enough to vote."
"My 7 Year Old Cousin just told me this yo mamas so fat when she fell down no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up"