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Joke of the Day

"Judge: *whispering* pls stop introducing yourself like this just because u work in my chambers it doesn't m- Me: YES HI IM HIS CHAMBERMAID"

"who's there * Knock knock * *who's there* * Dwayne * *Dwayne who?* * Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning!"

"A frog's car broke down.. It gets ""TOAD"" away."

"What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today gone tomorrow."

"When you sit next to a talker at the movies you're allowed to hit them in the face and move seats. It's in the ticket fine print."

"[on way to play charades with gf's family] I don't wanna go why I don't wanna look silly you won't *first thing I have to act out is pasta*"

"What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk? A man laughing his head off."

"I was so upset when the bathroom was out of toilet paper... I was shitty all day!"

"Reddit Jokes section is not racist."

"""It's all coming back to me!"" As I piss in the wind."