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Joke of the Day
"What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe !"
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"Which way will it fall? If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land? Roosters don't lay eggs"
"My 6yo daughter's teacher just gave me a ""Most Improved Ponytail"" award."
"How do norwegians catch rabbits in norway? They hide in a bush, and make carrot sounds."
"Mo' money mo' problems might be true, but I'd still like to find out for myself."
"Really Google Autocomplete? You honestly think I want to search for ""hardcore poem""?"
"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkings in a house fire."
"I have a dog named Lucky... Sometimes he escapes so we have to go get Lucky. And sometimes it'll be dark out so we'll be up all night to get Lucky."
"[zombie apocalypse] *my girlfriend becomes zombie* More like zom-BAE! Haha hang on I have to tweet that. *is eaten right away*"
"The best curves on a girl is her smile.....Naw just kidding look at dat ass!"