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Joke of the Day
"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkings in a house fire."
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"Thought this up at work, prolly not funny, whatcha call it when a jew with Jiu-Jitsu skills fights you? Jewhitsyou."
"I taught my daughter to whistle a few days ago and now I'm teaching her that whistling can lead to adoption."
"When the woman was asked if she liked asian cock... She replied, ""No, I prefer caucasian."""
"Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know"
"Magic Mirror Mirror Mirror in my hand, show me the ugliest person in the land."
"You can get a tiny tablecloth for a DOLLHOUSE from Pottery Barn for $18.99, or I could just come over and punch you in the face for free?"
"You don't have to speak bird to know that when they chirp right outside your window they're asking for you to kill them."
"How does Donald Trump tie his shoes? In little knotsies."
"What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor? Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too."