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Joke of the Day
"Really Google Autocomplete? You honestly think I want to search for ""hardcore poem""?"
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"Life is a garden... Sometimes you have to put a hand on a hoe."
"A man says to his wife, ""I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad."" She thinks for a minute then replies, ""you have the biggest penis out of all your friends."""
"Well, well, well... There's three deep holes in the ground with water in the bottom of them."
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. So is monogamy."
"Confucius say to quiet the herd One must shut the flock up"
"""We suspect you may have inability to vocalise emotion disease"" ""I can't say I'm surprised"" *doc strokes beard* ""Hmm yes.Just as we thought"""
"Lincoln cars can't turn left. They're all right, all right, all riiiggghhht"
"Did you know the earth is over 70 percent water? Now what if all that water voted"
"Where does dubious pasta come from? The spaghetto. I can't take all the credit, however: I heard the word from [this](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xdp4k/the_gaydar/c5lnkep) guy"